spoon

a hard stick used for killing

DEATH!!!!!! to you by the spoon

by thisislili October 18, 2022

Spoon

Really good at baseball, probably named Marissa or something

We replaced Marissa with tim without telling her because she’s a spoon

by Baseball is great February 22, 2021

Spoon

An eating utensil used to eat Ben and jerry's chocolate fudge brownie ice cream when you're alone on a Saturday.

"Grandma I need a spoon"

by BAJCFB January 21, 2018

Spoon

A nickname that is given in math class

Me: Hey Spoon
Spoon: Hey

by Macdnwljebfiu3bg August 30, 2019

Spoon

The word spoon can refer to someone who made a stupid comment or had a retard moment whilst speaking.

E.g. Bob says, “Roses are blue, violets are red,” Zach quickly responds with, “You’re a spoon.”

by Average Guy Pete April 17, 2019

Spoon

Shovels, but for foods.

John: "I can't wait to eat with my SHOVEL!"
Jane: "Do you mean spoon, you dumbfuck?"

by Mei ChingChong August 20, 2020

Spoon

An insult that can also be used for anything. It does not mean anything.

‘Don’t be such a spoon.’

by dOnt Be So cHIldIsh May 01, 2018