The rule that a man must warn a woman when he is about to ejaculate during a blowjob, so the woman has proper time to get away from the ensuing explosion of man juices. Many men do not follow this rule, prefering to make their partners suffer the onslaught of being choked by their thick, ejaculatory fluids. A common misconception is that the majority of women enjoy being drowned in semen. Although some actually do, many do not, and instead will either allow the fluids to be released on their faces, or they will revert to the handjob position and finish the job in a more comfortable, safe area.
"Everytime Jane gives me a blowjob, she reminds me kindly of the unwritten blowjob rule and then proceeds to get a safe distance away from my cumshot. Sometimes when I am lucky, she lets the cumshot hit her in her face."
by rawevillivewar August 31, 2006
Get the unwritten blowjob rule mug.Having such amazing haxor skillz that you can make your runescape characters actually rape other characters in the middle of a path, out in a forest, or taken to a place where there is a bed, while the only thing the can do about it is watch and maybe scream profanity at their computer screen. It gives it more effect if you are wearing a Santa suit.
The character being raped does not have to be a female, it can also be a male. And the runescape rapist can also be a female.
After the raping takes place, the raper, then automatically gets everything in the others bank and inventory, space is not an obstacle for them, because they have such amazing skills that they have already hacked the space limits.
The raped character, also has all of its clothes taken away, and it has to walk around naked until it can go to a clothes shop and but some. Which will be difficult because all of their money is gone.
The character being raped does not have to be a female, it can also be a male. And the runescape rapist can also be a female.
After the raping takes place, the raper, then automatically gets everything in the others bank and inventory, space is not an obstacle for them, because they have such amazing skills that they have already hacked the space limits.
The raped character, also has all of its clothes taken away, and it has to walk around naked until it can go to a clothes shop and but some. Which will be difficult because all of their money is gone.
Dude 1: hey i was playing runescape the other day and someone with mad skills took my character into the Blue Moon Lodge against my will and I had to watch as my character was Runescape Raped up the ass. There was nothing I could do!
Dude 2: Dude that sucks! Runescape Rape is horrible!
Dude 1: I know. My inventory was all empty, and then when i went to check my bank, everything was gone too. And on top of that, I WAS NAKED!! D=
Dude 2: Dude that sucks! Runescape Rape is horrible!
Dude 1: I know. My inventory was all empty, and then when i went to check my bank, everything was gone too. And on top of that, I WAS NAKED!! D=
by Mirany March 7, 2009
Get the Runescape Rape mug.The "three day rule" is an outdated piece of dating technology popularized by such films as "Swingers." It is a seemingly sensible yet often unrealistic tactic.
The "three day rule" is a rule to prevent a man from appearing desperate or needy after attaining a girl's phone number that he (just) met. Following this rule, you are to wait 3 days before calling in order to create suspense and appear non-needy.
The truth is, it is far better to call sooner but to make shorter calls. This way you slowly but surely integrate yourself into the girl's life, and by ENDING THE CALLS YOURSELF instead of waiting for conversation to dry out, you eliminate any signs of desperation. If you wait 3 days, you may have lost emotional momentum and it may be harder for her to recall the attraction she felt, depending on how well you did when you first met!
A far better tactic to create suspense, for example, would be to send a text message instead telling the girl you will call her at 4:21 on Tuesday (or some other EXACT time), but actually call her at 4:30 that day.
None of this is to say the "three day rule" is completely wrong; however, it should definitely not be followed dogmatically.
The "three day rule" is a rule to prevent a man from appearing desperate or needy after attaining a girl's phone number that he (just) met. Following this rule, you are to wait 3 days before calling in order to create suspense and appear non-needy.
The truth is, it is far better to call sooner but to make shorter calls. This way you slowly but surely integrate yourself into the girl's life, and by ENDING THE CALLS YOURSELF instead of waiting for conversation to dry out, you eliminate any signs of desperation. If you wait 3 days, you may have lost emotional momentum and it may be harder for her to recall the attraction she felt, depending on how well you did when you first met!
A far better tactic to create suspense, for example, would be to send a text message instead telling the girl you will call her at 4:21 on Tuesday (or some other EXACT time), but actually call her at 4:30 that day.
None of this is to say the "three day rule" is completely wrong; however, it should definitely not be followed dogmatically.
Hey man, have you called Clarisse?
No, I'm using the three day rule. I don't want to seem desperate.
How is calling a girl desperate? You don't have to ask her on a date on your first call, you know! Just tell her something cool happened, chat briefly, then say you've gotta go and will talk later.
Are you sure? The three day rule is supposed to work on everyone.
Positive. Then on your next call in the next few days, invite her along somewhere if you want.
No, I'm using the three day rule. I don't want to seem desperate.
How is calling a girl desperate? You don't have to ask her on a date on your first call, you know! Just tell her something cool happened, chat briefly, then say you've gotta go and will talk later.
Are you sure? The three day rule is supposed to work on everyone.
Positive. Then on your next call in the next few days, invite her along somewhere if you want.
by RePENT_22 May 23, 2007
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Get the rule 307 mug."If one has New Londons fries, one must share New Londons fries. Someday you will be without them, and, because of this rule, you can help yourself to some of the deliciousness, just as others have helped themselves to yours."
~Moses, "The Old Testament" Deleted Scenes
When an aquaintance has a serving of delicious New Londons fries, this law can be utilized. The Moocher must first declare that he/she is taking some fries under the Rule of New Londons. The owner of the fries has no choice but to comply, for they know that they have mooched in the past and will mooch in the future.
~Moses, "The Old Testament" Deleted Scenes
When an aquaintance has a serving of delicious New Londons fries, this law can be utilized. The Moocher must first declare that he/she is taking some fries under the Rule of New Londons. The owner of the fries has no choice but to comply, for they know that they have mooched in the past and will mooch in the future.
"Dude, you're so envious, I have fries and you don't!"
"I hereby enact the Rule of New Londons. Fork some over."
"Dammit dude, fine, here ya go..."
"I hereby enact the Rule of New Londons. Fork some over."
"Dammit dude, fine, here ya go..."
by JockoAccidente October 7, 2006
Get the Rule of New Londons mug.Cody: Hey John, Robert said he'll give me, you, and Tyler a blowjob while we play Runescape!
John: You mean a Runescape Special?!
Cody: Hell yeah!
John: You mean a Runescape Special?!
Cody: Hell yeah!
by Martyr The June 28, 2010
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