Procrastimasturbation

To procrastinate by masturbating.

I didn't want to do my essay so i Procrastimasturbated.

I'm in for a hell of a night of Procrastimasturbation.

by Justanipslip October 9, 2016

Procrastimating

When your significant other wants to have sex, but you are in the mood to do anything but that so you keep putting it off. Kind of like writing a paper that's due tomorrow. Chastity and/or Abstinence are synonyms.

Naw dude, you ain't going to get far. Shes procrastimating .

by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016

Procrastimating

To wait on having sex and trying to do anything but that. Like avoiding that paper that's due tomorrow. Another term for chastity and abstinence.

Dude, good luck with her. She's procrastimating with everyone.

by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016

Procrastination

To not do something you should've done before,

commonly used when talking about homework and projects in school,
but can be used with other things too.

Person 1: Have you finished that project for Spanish class yet?

Person 2: No, I should've finished watching it yesterday but procrastination has taken ahold of me.

by DatOneHoe October 27, 2016

procrastivisionary

an individual who is all talk and no action

"Trump says he's going to build a wall, and Mexico is going to pay for it!"
"Do you really believe that bullshit? He was just buying votes, he's a total procrastivisionary."

by Letterstogestapo December 17, 2016

procrastistretch

When it's too fucking cold out to go for a run right away so you stretch for 45 minutes instead of running right away

Runner1: Let's go!
Runner2: Nah, it's cold out, my loins are right. Let's procrastistretch for an hour or two

by 2basic December 29, 2016

Procrastibation

When you are working but can't deny the impulse to sneak out a cheeky wank.

'What are you doing right now?'

'I'm procrastibating.'

'Bro when you gonna get those vocals over man need to get the mix complete and deadlines in a week'

'I'm sorry man, been procrastibating too much'

'Work and play should be separated. Procrastibation is not to be trifled with lightly.'

by Sol Arc Nil January 10, 2017