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Patty Slapped

To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.
Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.

Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.
by DrDreidel March 13, 2012
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Pattification

The process in which someone drives themselves or others absolutely crazy for no obvious reason. Process herein means that a person(s) will spend an extraordinary amount of time laboring over something that would typically take minutes; however, in the end you will be left making statements such as, “Oh that is better” or “You were right”. The extension of perfection. The art of taking normal and sometimes lackluster materials and adding both artistic touches and eloquent language to bolster the appearance and presentation of written documents, presentations, and displays.
Steven put his presentation through the process of pattification with the hopes that his eloquent language would convince management to approve his request.
by RT2013 September 30, 2014
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patty meltdown

Having a meltdown while eating a burger.
Following a particularly trying day of work, she met her girlfriend at the diner for a patty meltdown.
by Beebum January 7, 2015
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pattiing

:to be a complete and utter bitch for no reason towards anyone you choose.
:to bully/harass with blatant disrespect then act innocent/dumb.
I was minding my business then all of a sudden my mom came in pattiing and grounded me when I asked her what was for dinner.
by ShaJa September 2, 2014
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patty-cake threesome

A patty-cake threesome is just patty-cake with three people you sick freak.
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)
"Can I join you two to make it a patty-cake threesome?"

"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."
by Patty-cake threesome September 16, 2014
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patty flattie

A women who's breasts and ass are very flat.
Fuckboy 1: DUDE THAT GIRL WAS SO PRETTY
Fuckboy 2 : Nah man, she was a patty flattie.
by lucifer_666 July 16, 2015
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patty clap

A male viciously fucking a girl from the back while continuously Slapping her ass.
Man look at her 😍 I would love to patty clap that.
by Patty Clap July 23, 2015
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