perfect stranger 

Someone who is an expert in giving themselves The Stranger; A method where you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masturbate giving the allusion that it is someone else's hand. This is only performed by the most skilled who have perfected The Stranger, usually a lonely prick who beats off a lot. When using your left its a Cousin Larry and when using your right its a Balki

Pat & Peter said they were so lonely last night that they gave themselves a couple of Perfect Strangers. Pat said he was Balki and Peter I guess was Cousin Larry

perfect stranger by G-Money55 February 27, 2008

Perfect size

what your girlfriend says when she genuinely thinks your dick is big

damn babe your dick the most perfect size geez

Perfect size by mybfishot September 17, 2021

perfect pitch 

Perfect Pitch is when someone throws an accordian and it hits a bagpipe.

Lawrence heaved his accordian and it hit Scotty's bagpipes to the relief of the audience.

perfect pitch by willie-j March 20, 2005

perfect halloween 

a halloween which is utterly perfect.

well if my mom came home and gave me a costume to wear that was a nazi uniform. that would definately be perfect.

perfect halloween by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Perfection

Simply WWE's Dolph Ziggler aka Nick Nemeth :D

I am Perfection

Perfection by Pseudonym1235 August 14, 2011

perfect kiss

when you know that everything in the world is right and nothing will ever be able to hurt you

When I kiss her, I know it was a perfect kiss

perfect kiss by sheynayray May 26, 2012

Perfection

The true definition of perfection is Tarlia and Josh. Such amazing people like these two are only created every millenium. Therefore making it very rare to see a Tarlia or Josh outside of their natural habitat. If you are lucky enough to ever approach these perfect humans you might suffer from a strong heart attack leading you into hospital. Not many people can handle such perfection so it is wise to keep away.

"Omg have you seen that girl? She's perfection!"
"Her name must be Tarlia o:"

"How did she die?"
"She saw Josh and couldn't handle his perfection"

Perfection by Iamjesus February 21, 2013