n. When you put a soft boiled egg up somebody's ass, and then they are fucked in the ass until the egg breaks. The resulting eggy santorum must be felched.
by gooberbeans April 21, 2011
Yoni eggs refer to the process of stretching and strengthening the vagina muscles similar to kegel exercises. Chakrava.com first created the yoni eggs
by Yonicreation November 18, 2019
When a woman has an abundance of cervical mucous, flings it on her husband's face and testicles, and he licks it off.
by The Popesicle February 17, 2008
Damn, I fried the shit out of my nuts on that damn frying pan, but then that bitch licked them wounds for me. She motha fuckin eggs benedict my ass.
by bonesaw69 May 14, 2009
When a co-worker will notify you by email or vocally alert you that another co-worker had crop dusted (farted while walking by) in the vicinity of your cubicle.
by Evil Eggs November 12, 2010
Commonly referred to as semen.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.
by Spence D December 17, 2007
"Ok, dad, i got the three litres of egg nog again this year."
"Great, son, now put them in the landfill along with the the rest."
"Great, son, now put them in the landfill along with the the rest."
by TheBurninator December 11, 2003