The Penis Game

A game in which at least two people yell 'penis' because of immense boredom. The person who yells it the loudest and gets the most number of weird stares wins.

*in the middle of a school assembly on the rules*
Guy 1: *whispering* wanna play the penis game?
Guy 2: *whispering* penis...
Guy 1: *slightly louder* penis.
Guy 2: *almost yelling, but not heard yet because of the immense amount of talking.* Penis!
Teacher: Inappropriate words will not be toler--
Guy 1: *screaming very loudly* PENIS!!!!!!!!!

by blorphablorg87 October 22, 2009

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Penis Cape

1. A disproportionately large scrotum to testicle ratio.
2. A very large ball sac.

3. A disturbingly low hanging pair of balls.

After hot tub Tuesday Ted was totally sporting a penis cape.

by Joeski June 04, 2013

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penis torture

The act of grabbing your dick and squeezing it as hard as you can. Also known as Lemon Squeeze.

God dammit Katelyn, now I'm going to have to penis torture.

by Niggaboo Nones November 01, 2015

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Penis Pervert

Someone that is constantly looking for penis.

Jamal: Dam B, I need me a bitch right now...

Tyreeq: What kinda bitch doe?

Jamal: I need me a penis pervert.

by Jim Proactive April 09, 2019

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penis burn

Occurs when having sex for an extended period of time, vigorously, or with a woman with pubic stubble. Friction from the rubbing of the skin between the penis and labia majora will cause a rash to be produced. Symptoms include redness, swelling, pain, and sensitivity usually on one or both lateral sides of the penis in a line extending from the base to the tip. More severe rashes will usually develop a slight darkened scabbing within 12 - 24 hours from intercourse and heal within 3 - 7 days without treatment. To reduce symptoms it is recommended for the men to refrain from sex and masturbation, wear loose-fitting cotton underwear, take ibuprofin as needed for pain, and use a condom with future encounters. For the woman to help prevent future occurrences with men, shave cleanly before and use lubricant during intercourse.

Man I hit that pussy so hard last night that I got a horrible case of penis burn today.

by celesguy1 December 05, 2010

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