Penis Cape

1. A disproportionately large scrotum to testicle ratio.
2. A very large ball sac.

3. A disturbingly low hanging pair of balls.

After hot tub Tuesday Ted was totally sporting a penis cape.

by Joeski June 5, 2013

Penis Pervert

Someone that is constantly looking for penis.

Jamal: Dam B, I need me a bitch right now...

Tyreeq: What kinda bitch doe?

Jamal: I need me a penis pervert.

by Jim Proactive April 8, 2019

penis torture

The act of grabbing your dick and squeezing it as hard as you can. Also known as Lemon Squeeze.

God dammit Katelyn, now I'm going to have to penis torture.

by Niggaboo Nones January 1, 2016

penis burn

Occurs when having sex for an extended period of time, vigorously, or with a woman with pubic stubble. Friction from the rubbing of the skin between the penis and labia majora will cause a rash to be produced. Symptoms include redness, swelling, pain, and sensitivity usually on one or both lateral sides of the penis in a line extending from the base to the tip. More severe rashes will usually develop a slight darkened scabbing within 12 - 24 hours from intercourse and heal within 3 - 7 days without treatment. To reduce symptoms it is recommended for the men to refrain from sex and masturbation, wear loose-fitting cotton underwear, take ibuprofin as needed for pain, and use a condom with future encounters. For the woman to help prevent future occurrences with men, shave cleanly before and use lubricant during intercourse.

Man I hit that pussy so hard last night that I got a horrible case of penis burn today.

by celesguy1 December 6, 2010

penis note

When a penis jizzes uncontrollable.

Wow that guy must be having a penis note!

by jizzers March 19, 2009

Anteater Penis

One who is uncircumcised with skin hanging excessively over the end of his bell.

James, your tez cock has ridiculous amounts of skin dangling from the top. You've got such an anteater penis!

by SilverFox September 19, 2014

Runner's Penis

After running for a long time in any sport, especially cross country or track, a guy's dick becomes small, hard and cold with the blood focusing around the urethra.

"Hey man, that was tough run. I've got Runner's Penis now."

by Steve A. Smith January 15, 2009