noodle syndrome

When you blind someone with noodle sauce and then lick their ass.

Noodle syndrome is most common in chinese children.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

Push Noodle

Utilizing a non-errect member during intercourse. Action performed to reduce embarrassment or overcome lack of desire. Noddle pushing may require use of a finger for stability.

" I was unable to get hard and had to push noodle for 10 minutes."
"Can we just try again tomorrow? You've been pushing noodle for like five minutes"
" You slept with them? Was it good or did you push noodle on and off until they came?

by Wood drip August 21, 2023

Noodle Knife

A person who is limp like a noodle in person but behind your back or when you aren't looking will harden up and insult you or act tough.

John is such a noodle knife. He waited until I left to talk bad about me.

by high6ix67 June 16, 2018

Charleston Noodle

When you hold in a big dump and when you go to release it you suck it up back and forth in your butt like a demented noodle.

Hey Felipe, can you please stop doing Charleston Noodles in the bathroom? You're starting to stain the toilet.

by The Original Charleston Noodle August 3, 2018

noodle and chill

Alexus and Natalie eating noodles and actually chilling.

Natalie: Lets noodle and chill!
Alexus: Okay! Be there in a minute with the noodles.

by anonymousmoscato October 9, 2016

noodle

your straight until your wet

Makesha is a noodle

by annonnnnn June 9, 2017

Empty noodles

Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.

Time to dye my hair again, I’m sick of these empty noodles!

by Shitdisturber1738 January 17, 2020