Galaxy Mustache

Well an awesome, epic guy (very straight)

NYX's side chick

Guy: oh look why is that guy so cool?

Guy2: That's probably Galaxy Mustache

Guy: yes makes sense epic human

by Hi I'm beef November 5, 2021

Handlebar mustache

A form of facial hair that establishes a man as the ultimate alpha.

That man's handlebar mustache makes me feel so inferior.

by basher09 September 7, 2021

Hen Mustache

While most hens don't have a hairy beak this rare occurance happens when chickens have been exposed too much genetically modified organisms in their feed.

Also a varient on the Dirty Sanchez where you replace fecal matter with egg yolks.

You can't give her a Hen Mustache without breaking a few eggs.

by Hen Mustache October 6, 2021

Ford Mustang

The police car the blow up Quebec Quebec and has manufacturing staffed by abusive genocidal predatory pedofiles who destroy the children's live of their customers

If I don't get a ford mustang because of gangland madd I'm shooting everyone on shift at ford, I've got 1,000,000 rounds and a m11a2

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Greek mustache

The act of performing oral sex on a man or woman who as Greek yogurt spread over their genitals. When the act is over it leave one, with a mustache made of yogurt

Bro. Last night Stacy surprised me with the Greek mustache, it was amazing.

by Cummingbirds February 8, 2022

Butt Mustache

An inordinate amount of hair growing in one’s butt crack near the tailbone

His butt mustache was as thick as Tom Selleck’s facial mustache!

by Pirate Oncologist May 19, 2022

The Mustachio

After you kick the hell out of someone that done did you wrong you bend him over his own automobile. Drop his pants jam his finger in his ass and then wipe it across his top lip the mustachio

Derek stole 500 bucks for me the next time I see him not only am I going to kick his ass I'm giving him the mustachio.

by @Slapnuts@ June 25, 2022