1. A white person who gains easy social/economic status based on the color of their skin, while living in Asia.
2. A white person who defends the viewpoints/perspectives of the CCP, for some sweet cash.
3. White people spreading Chinese propaganda, whether intentionally or unwittingly.
2. A white person who defends the viewpoints/perspectives of the CCP, for some sweet cash.
3. White people spreading Chinese propaganda, whether intentionally or unwittingly.
Person 1: Bro, concentration camps are totally an American propaganda tactic.
Person 2: Are you a white monkey or a tankie?
Person 1: Well I'm not a communist.
Person 2: Then I guess you are a white monkey.
Person 2: Are you a white monkey or a tankie?
Person 1: Well I'm not a communist.
Person 2: Then I guess you are a white monkey.
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