Lemonaid Stand

Pissing in the office or shop water bottle then putting it back.

Those bastards fired so I left them with a lemonaid stand.

by Captain Slappy March 2, 2009

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Lemon

A lesbian or a girl who does something remotely close to being a lesbian.

Girl 1: God stop checking out that girl Lucie
Girl 2: Lemon!!!!

by Lily Chantal July 12, 2009

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lemon juicer

The act of a girl sucking a guys member while she pee's either in a toilet, on the floor or on the guy.

"did you hear jen gave jon a lemon juicer?"
or
"she gave me a lemon juicer in the bathroom"

by lemonjuiced December 10, 2009

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Lemon Zing

A burn utilizing the word zing to make an exceptionally better phrase to use rather than just plain burn or zing.

I pretty much made it up after reading a Tea Bag.

Snufalumpagus: "so where were you last night?"
D-bag: "Doin' your MOTHER!"
*third guy*: oooooooooooooohhh Lemon ZING!!!

by Snufalumpagus December 18, 2009

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Any person who shows up within the last five minutes of a retail establisthment's business day. Usually requesting lengthy and/or difficult services. Also exhibiting no awareness or remorse for the obvious inconvenience they have just caused all of the employees.

They are referred to as lemon chicken because theyve already taken the time to eat their dinner THEN decided to take care of their crap at the last second. You can usually smell the lemon chicken they ate for dinner on their breath!

Employee: "Get ready to stay late guys, here comes a lemon chicken!"

by Jeb Dietz February 4, 2010

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