Jumping Box

What Mr. Burns calls the television in The Simpsons episode "Fraudcast News".

Mr. Burns: Now, let's see how I'm faring on the jumping box.
Smithers: You mean the television, sir?
Mr. Burns: Television, jumping box, pict-o-cube... just crank it up!

by OhNo S. August 28, 2022

Jon Bon Bow Jump

When a prolific writer gets computer elbow, often referred to as tennis elbow, and then it happens in the other elbow. This sometimes chronic condition receives its name from the rock star Bon Jovi because the elbows are the fringe of the body and like Bon Jovi in a fringe jacket, 'bow pain can jump and have you Livin' on a Prayer.

Damn, my right tennis elbow was hurt so bad but now my left one is killing me. Must've been a Jon Bon Bow Jump!

by CousinofCalliope January 24, 2019

Counter-jumping

In the game Team Fortress 2, the tactic of jumping as the class soldier when the enemy soldier jumps at you; instead of trying a airshot, most commonly used in MGE (My Gaming Edge) matches. Considered as a crutch and dickish tactic because of the aim for the improvement in this type of gamemode.

- Bro, can you stop counter-jumping? You are really annoying me.
+ Yeah sorry, force of habit.

by W0TTy October 15, 2021

jump the broomstick

Holding hands and jumping over a broomstick laid on the ground is a ritual in the presence of family and friends that is akin to the vow of marriage.

Susanna and Johnny will jump the broomstick tonight so plan to make merry all night long!

by Hummingbird100 April 07, 2022

LAV jump/hop

The act of ballistically shooting an amphibian infantry fighting vehicle over long distances in Battlefield 4.

"Hey, dude! Let's do a LAV jump/hop to C and land that thing on top of the roof, get some C4."

"Ok, sure. I sure do love LAV hopping."

by bjorm February 23, 2019

On jump

Planned or having something to do already.
Ready
Willing to do something.
Having something tangible with you.

You: U comin thru tonite ta help us out?
Me: Cant make it bruh i already got somethin on jump.

You: We 'bout ta go to tha studio and record this new track. R u on jump?
Me: HELL YEH im on jump!!

Me: Dayum!! Dem J'z cost 120 but i only got 110. u got 10 dollarz on jump?
You: Aight yo but'chu gottsta hit me back!!

by B-Rob3000 March 01, 2011

Mario Jumped

Having a Cobold Rape your face in a game of Dnd

The Elf was mario jumped, and then ridiculed by all his friends.

by FlimsyYam November 21, 2010