by Ur a rat November 2, 2020
Get the July 21mug. ice fishing in July
1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.
1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.
Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.
by pantyteamaster August 5, 2009
Get the Ice fishing In Julymug. National get the coochie day
Any man can go up to any woman and get some free coochie no matter who the person is
Any man can go up to any woman and get some free coochie no matter who the person is
Man: hey what day is it?
Woman: July 13th why?
Man:*proceeds to get the coochie*
Woman:Wtf that's rape
Man: no, its fine today is national get the coochie day
Woman: July 13th why?
Man:*proceeds to get the coochie*
Woman:Wtf that's rape
Man: no, its fine today is national get the coochie day
by The Real Donald J Trump. April 9, 2020
Get the July 13mug. "One day Parliament were traveling around in the mothership fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked the Funk clean overboard.
That was July 2nd, 1979. The day the Funk died"
That was July 2nd, 1979. The day the Funk died"
by TheThirdLie November 19, 2010
Get the July 2nd, 1979mug. by BreMoney October 16, 2019
Get the July 6thmug. When a dildo or otherwise penetrative sex toy is not available, one sticks a firecracker popsicle up an appropriately sized bodily orifice (most commonly the anus), and proceeds to pleasure themselves with said popsicle. After completion, the melted remains of the popsicle are then spurted out of the oriface for everyone to enjoy in a red, white, and blue funfest for the entire family to enjoy! Oftentimes, this is a widely celebrated event, and no patriotic display is complete without it. Those who partake in the activity must rigorously prepare for it with a diet of only prune juice, water, and essential oils for at least a week. If an American Flag is in the vicinity, it is always lowered to half-mast to appreciate the gravity of such a solemn affair. Should time allow after the ceremony is complete, grill hot dogs in the juices and fire a 21 Gun Salute for the troops.
Steve: "Fuck yeah, Bob said he's planning a Chunky Fourth of July tonight!"
Randy: "It's been ages, I sure hope he ate a lot of fiber this time. Last year we didn't even get any corn..."
Randy: "It's been ages, I sure hope he ate a lot of fiber this time. Last year we didn't even get any corn..."
by Micah Ken Yarmouth Sr. April 19, 2020
Get the Chunky Fourth of Julymug.