24th of July sucks ass bc everyone was on TikTok🫢. Anyways on the 24th of July it is the Hate TikTok day, where you can trash talk tiktok anywhere no matter what.
“It’s the 24th of July so I fucking hate TikTok”
“Lmao same, also what the hell does the 24th of July have anything to do with this?”
“Lmao same, also what the hell does the 24th of July have anything to do with this?”
by 🫢 October 23, 2022
by Ur a rat November 03, 2020
ice fishing in July
1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.
1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.
Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.
by pantyteamaster August 06, 2009
National get the coochie day
Any man can go up to any woman and get some free coochie no matter who the person is
Any man can go up to any woman and get some free coochie no matter who the person is
Man: hey what day is it?
Woman: July 13th why?
Man:*proceeds to get the coochie*
Woman:Wtf that's rape
Man: no, its fine today is national get the coochie day
Woman: July 13th why?
Man:*proceeds to get the coochie*
Woman:Wtf that's rape
Man: no, its fine today is national get the coochie day
by The Real Donald J Trump. April 10, 2020
"One day Parliament were traveling around in the mothership fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked the Funk clean overboard.
That was July 2nd, 1979. The day the Funk died"
That was July 2nd, 1979. The day the Funk died"
by TheThirdLie November 17, 2010
by BreMoney October 16, 2019