winston jordan 

the most amazing guy i know. he makes me smile when i'm around him. i cant get him off my mind.

girl:"i love winston jordan so much."

friend:"you two would make such a cute couple"

girl:"thank you (:"

winston jordan by pistol95 May 5, 2010

Les Jordan 

A large man with a disproportionately small penis.

Les Jordan's are neither showers nor growers.

"I thought he was gonna give me the Big D, but ended up getting Les Jordan"

Les Jordan by Big Shawraaaay August 21, 2016

pulling a Jordan 

taking a very long time to get ready, in order to go/do something..

"Dude, we've been waiting for like 45 minutes.."
"He's pulling a Jordan.. might as well sleep, its gonna be another 2 hours.."

pulling a Jordan by Jack Sears November 7, 2018

He pulled a Jordan 

When you kick someone in the balls while wearing Air Jordans.

Me: I will pull a Jordan
Them: No don't do it
Me: *Pulls a Jordan*
Their pride and joy *Dies*
Random dude: Wow, he pulled a Jordan!

He pulled a Jordan by LividPlanets February 6, 2019

Karsen,Romei,Jordan,neaveh,evie jo 

#Good vibes 😎myswadi uain’tgotgoodgood vibenoirrrrrrandbyebuddybutanyways

Dang I wish I was I was in that group but I’m not cool unuf 😭(karsen,Romei,Jordan,neaveh,evie jo

Karsen,Romei,Jordan,neaveh,evie jo by Pickle ,daddy March 24, 2021

Elaina Mitchell & Olivia Jordan

The hottest bitches you’ll ever see. They are so sexy, flawless, banging, amazing, adorable, precious, gorgeous, and humble. They are also the funniest people you’ll ever meet and are very creative. They have tight pussies and know how to use em 😉 in conclusion they are the most perfect people in the world and when they die they should be donated to science so biologist know what a perfect person (and perfect pair of tits) looks like. Emphasis on perfect tits

Chad: “Holy shit. Those girls are almost Elaina Mitchell & Olivia Jordan”
Terrance: “yeah but bro no one could ever be them bc they are literally so perfect”
Chad: “yeah bro you’re right, man what I would do to bang them”

Elaina Mitchell & Olivia Jordan by ChadandTerrance October 10, 2023

jordan job 

its when a girl with really tiny hands gives you a hand job with no lotion while u suck on their neck

that bitch gave me an amazing jordan job

jordan job by nbwDmoneykillakill December 3, 2010