When a homophobic man gets found out to be gay in a very ironic/funny fashion. Like American politician Mike Johnson, who sent a picture of his face to a man on Grindr, after referring to same-sex marriage as a, "Dark harbinger of chaos"
Guy 1: Did you hear what happened with Mike Johnson?
Guy 2: No, what happened to him?
Guy 1: He sent his face pic to a guy he was trying to hook up with on Grindr
Guy 2: That homophobic asshole got Johnsoned on Grindr? What a dork
Guy 2: No, what happened to him?
Guy 1: He sent his face pic to a guy he was trying to hook up with on Grindr
Guy 2: That homophobic asshole got Johnsoned on Grindr? What a dork
by Minty Freshness March 26, 2025
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