jess

an amazing funny cool hot person with amazing music taste
bob- ‘ur kinda… jess…😍😍😍’
Amy- hooks up w him
sandra- ‘bob not u getting w my bsf i thought we had something together’
bob- ‘uh amy girl sorry nah I’ve been accidentally leading u on mami’
sandra- sings fight song and starts howling like a wolf
Amy- blasts stay shrimpy
sandra- queefs
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Jess

A rude girl who always wants to be the leader and always wants to be the best at things. She especially loves animals. And if you get in the good side of her, you’ll be there forever.
Jess
by Idontyhinkiwanttobehere October 25, 2020
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Jesse

Jesse is the most loving person you could ever meet. Jesse's love is like no others, The way jesse takes care of ur heart is warming. Jesse is the most amazing person in the world. He will be there for you when you need it, he will always put other before him. Jesse is really quiet and keeps a lot to himself. Having jesse in your presences is like heaven, his smile is like sunlight beaming down on you, his beautiful brown hair is most beautiful in the sun, Jesses way of expressing his love is beautiful If you ever come across a boy named jesse and you hfall in love with him please know. Jesse is the most sweetest loving caring supportive helpful amazing person you would ever meet, his personality is not like others what makes him even better is he's so handsome, his handsome smile, his beautiful hair, and his handsome face of course. Jesse will be like a drug, you'll be addicted to not only him but his love,Jesses love is just simply jesses love bc nobodys love compairs to it. The feeling of jesses touch makes you feel like you've js touched a cloud, so soft and gentle but his hands are always cold like a vampire, even tho his hands are cold the warmth of his body right next to yours feels so comforting, hearing his heart beat right next to yours is a feeling you could never unfeel or forget about. Jesse will be the love of your life and be the only one you'll ever need. I love my handsome jesse and i will continue loving him forever more. - The love of jesses life
ashley: do you love jesse?
alecz: i love jesse more than life itself.
by aleczlovesjesse November 19, 2023
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Jesse

A person with a big nose who makes weird noises while working out and in front of the audience
Who’s that?

Ohh it’s Jesse, he’s not okay
by Someone in the sea November 22, 2021
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Jesse

Jesse is dead
by ThatOneNumberFive January 31, 2023
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Jesse

a No Game having faggot that gets friendzoned all the time, jesse is a story teller.. he likes to puff his chest out when in reality hes a complete pussy
yo jesse is a chester , lol

lmao.. i already knew that he made out with a freshman
by The 13 rules January 11, 2020
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Jesse

This guy hates the cops and loves the hoes, he’s the type of guy to have sex and throw the condom at the cops after using it , known for his deep throat super powers he can get sucked and fucked out of any situation
by Scoopitypoop November 23, 2021
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