small-breasted Jersey shrew

A jewess with small tits who is a nagger.

Fran is a small-breasted Jersey shrew. She likes to scream at people for no reason.
by Jean Shepherd February 23, 2008
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new jersey turnpike special

When you are on the Jersey Shore beach, you have a girl on her hands and knees, and you insert a roll of quarters into a girls' butthole. She then turns around and while you fuck her in the vagina she is able to spit the quarters out of her butt and into a bucket.
I gave Allison a New Jersey turnpike special on spring break and then we used the quarters at the convenient store.
by BTB33 February 14, 2016
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New Jersey Tea Bag

When you tea bag your girl backwards so her nose goes in your ass and the whole experience smells like shit.
She was a brown nosed suck up so I gave her a New Jersey Tea Bag.
by Peter Gryffindor December 20, 2016
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new jersey pizza queen

An entitled wealthy but clueless mentality that many middle USA women have and act in an fancy or classy environment. Just like a Pizza Hut-style mother of three in a fine-dining establishment, OR just like Kellyanne Conway in The White House.
Mmmm... dat Kell'anne Qwonye be all up in this bitch like a 'New Jersey Pizza Queen'. She all up IN da white house an bitch be straight up airing' out an dryin' her lady bits on the sofa with her shoes on the ground. For shame yo.
by FunkiestBunch February 28, 2017
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new jersey meat hook

During vaginal sex from behind, i.e. doggie style, the man, or woman with strap on, inserts index and middle fingers into the anus of the pentrated. Forming the fingers into a hook shape, the woman is lifted up and down on the phallus by the "hook", or hand, as if she were a piece of "meat." Hence, New Jersey Meat Hook
I bent her over and gave her the new jersey meat hook. She loved it... absolutely loved it.
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Baby Blue Moon Jersey

I term of phase meaning awsomeness or greatness to one individual (but can only be used by someone by the african american race)
Carl-Hey is james pretty cool?
Deandrea- man... James is straight Baby blue moon jersey dog!!!!
by mr.stinson August 23, 2010
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Jersey Shore Fist Pump

When you fist a girl and get your fist nice and deep, then picking her up off the bed with one arm you fist pump her whole body in the air
I Gave her a Jersey Shore Fist pump, lets just say she no longer has a uterus.
by Jizzleman34 December 20, 2009
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