Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich

Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron

by The big mamma t June 10, 2023

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Iron Horse

Samuels trusty steed, also known as train that runs on oil back in the 70s. The iron horse was once used to carry peach bones across seas, and was used to help slaves, such as old Harrison, escape from the Negro Hollow.

Samuel took the iron horse to a redeployment and lost miserably. He also ate a stick.

by Piper and Anna High Class Defs June 10, 2018

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Ironic

A Canadian allergic to red maple trees

I'm allergic to red maple and I'm Canadian; wowee that's ironic.

by Smishmasterflex October 18, 2019

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Iron Man

having sex with your woman/man while wearing pots, pans, and other various metal accessories so they crash together like a drum, also recommended is using the robotic voice

I Iron Man'd my gf last night

by UncleRicoIsGod July 26, 2016

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Ironically

A term used by people to justify actions or slang they use (which may be considered offensive or socially embarrassing) as being used to sarcastically make fun of people who do these things in full sincerity.

Secretly, they're serious about it too though.

James: Dude, stop saying cringe. That stopped being funny years ago.
Andrew: No dude it's ok, I say it ironically.

by Thenimas January 24, 2022

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