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Gentleman's wash

Judge Taylor was disciplined coz he got caught in his chambers having a gentleman's wash from a cleaner. She was on her knees when the court usher walked in. Twat, never locked the door.
by tykki December 30, 2022
mugGet the Gentleman's washmug.

Whopper wash

When somone washes your sweaty balls
Damn you owe me a whopper wash you dirty bitch
by Ajx20 April 9, 2021
mugGet the Whopper washmug.

Jet Washed the Soffit Boards

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.
Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!
by Albionest July 13, 2025
mugGet the Jet Washed the Soffit Boardsmug.

Washing the dog

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.
I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me
by anonymous June 28, 2022
mugGet the Washing the dogmug.

Dick-Wash

When a man is balls deep in a woman and proceeds to give her a cream pie, he then takes out his wiener, places it in between his partners tits while she is laying on the ground, and titty fucks her for the sole purpose of scrubbing the cream off of his wiener.
Bro, I definitely gave Brittany the biggest cream pie she has ever had (not in my life) and because of that, she gave me a dick-wash.
by J-B1zz1e January 18, 2020
mugGet the Dick-Washmug.

Anglo wash

To anglo wash is to make it seem that a person or something is from or physically in the continental United States. It is to lie about the true procedence and cultural background of non-native english speakers so a to cater to the the strictly english speaking population.
When a customer service rep from the Caribbean is ask to say they are calling from the state of Florida you are asking them to anglo wash themselves so they accent and identity is more accepted improving business profits.
by Sabina Seymore June 9, 2021
mugGet the Anglo washmug.

South African Bug Washing

When you draw back the curtain in your bed sit and your room mate is asleep with a raging boner that resembles a giant dirty cockroach so you gargle some washing liquid then suck him off like your Nelson Mandela
“Did you hear… Greg gave Bear a South African Bug Washing last weekend!”
by RUFFSACK February 12, 2024
mugGet the South African Bug Washingmug.

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