talk blocking

this happens when you are trying to talk to a person and another intrusive annoying person keeps getting all up in the business, making the conversation difficult or impossible
Kendra: Hey did you run into Elias again?

Michelle: Yeah, but Rachel kept talk blocking! What is her problem?

Kendra: Oh she talk blocks anyone she sees as a threat. She knows she has to go to extreme measures to keep his attention.
by moniker1979 June 13, 2014
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toilet blocking

Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.
When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.
by skeptic_here May 16, 2016
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Laugh blocking

When a guy goes in for a kiss and gets blocked by the other because they won’t stop laughing.
I tried to kiss Emily, but she’s totally laugh blocked me!

Laugh Blocking sucks fat black cocks!
by Swaggyinabaggy246810 September 13, 2018
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Tot Block

When you are rejected sexual intercourse because of the presence of a toddler
I had to babysit the other day, and that little kid totally tot blocked me.
by ThatsGWHY May 19, 2011
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Four block

Someone that is not reliable. Relating to Tetris, the four block piece is never there when you need it.
Man you're being a four block.
by Stag32 March 23, 2017
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Buff-block

When a male in a bar tries to pick up a girl, and is cock-blocked by his own need to be tougher than every other guy there.
"Dude did you hear about Brad at the bar last night? Some guy told him he couldn't down more shots than him, and he ended up buff-blocking himself from some chick that thought he was chill."
by Unarmedanddangerous August 14, 2015
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Definer's Block

(n.) When you can't think of anything to define on Urban Dictionary because almost everything comedic has already been defined.
Guy: Hey man, what's wrong?
Other Guy: Can't think of anything to define, I got definer's block.
by Other_Person March 08, 2020
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