When you duct tape your phone to your penis and set it on vibrate and have a friend or loved one call until you reach orgasim
by derpslayer88 March 22, 2015
A Dutch Leaf-Blower is an incredibly passionate and romanticised type of oral sex. Assuming the relationship is one of heterosexual nature, the female (traditionally) will perform ass-to-mouth on the male, lips must be locked around anal sphincter. The male proceeds with the act of flatulence into the female's mouth of whom receives and blows back the gaseous excrement with consistent force. The two give back and forth (like Serena vs Venus, Munich Grand Slam Final 1999 ) for an indefinite length of time.
"I knew she was a freak but when she offered me the Dutch Leaf-Blower I came in my CK briefs right away"
"Remember to eat a Korma beforehand, you're gonna need the gas"
"Remember to eat a Korma beforehand, you're gonna need the gas"
by Herbert_the_Per...uvian December 19, 2014
This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.
As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper
dutch bag slapper
by bag slapper April 02, 2023
An individual who evinces blinding acumen in the field of douchebaggery so as to evoke the skill and dexterity necessary to execute double-dutch rope jumping tricks.
A mansplainer on the internet saw fit to explain thermodynamics to an astronaut since, of course, as a female, she couldn't possibly comprehend the mechanisms of liquids in vacuums...he reached epic DOuble Dutch Douchebaggery levels however by failing to understand the concept of "spontaneous reactions" and has never been heard from again.
by Mollena September 10, 2016
The act of farting into one's hand(s) and placing over an unexpecting victim's face, making sure to cover both the nose and mouth.
*Note(Highly effective when combined with a Shart)
*Note(Highly effective when combined with a Shart)
Tyler quietly eased himself into his sleeping sister's room. Sharted into his hand and placed it over her face and yelled "DUTCH SURGICAL MASK BEOTCH!!!"
by Casper79 March 22, 2008
When you rip ass into a pillow case, close the top, then take it wherever your victim is and throw it over their head.
I farted in a pillow case and then ran over to bob, threw it on his head, and gave him a portable dutch oven.
by saskwatch February 02, 2008
Goldmember: fascha...Austin Power's fascha
Dr. Evil: fascha? ok sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch
Goldmember: his dad
Dr. Evil: ohhh faTHER...FA-THER
Dr. Evil: fascha? ok sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch
Goldmember: his dad
Dr. Evil: ohhh faTHER...FA-THER
by kahda July 20, 2004