Guy Crush

The acknowledgement by a straight man that if he were gay, he would have a crush on the guy in question.
I have a guy crush on young Michael Beihn. If I were gay, I would totally date him.
by AtheistMetal March 18, 2021
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Little guy

A term of endearment, usually used as adoration towards animals.
by Urbangorl June 19, 2023
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Toon Guy

you're a Toon Guy
by An Internet Troll 1i3214897249 November 04, 2020
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Guy 69

A guy who was forgotten about after a few decades, yet he still remains unable to be famous, Oh wait, whoever uses this person in sentences has a erection right now.
Guy 1: Dude, Guy 69 doesn't want to be famous with us!
Guy 2: That is because he has the nice number and doesn't want to be famous, also that Guy 69 has been gone for a long time
by Allkingec January 28, 2022
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guy problem

When the penis becomes erect for no reason.
Oh fuck Jared, I got a guy problem, gotta go take care of it.
by Lakotna April 19, 2015
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Poo Guy

A loving friend that is always in a pooy mood. A Poo Guy will always complain when he wants too and usually never gets what he wants.
Jack was being such a Poo Guy yesterday
by GaryMiller December 24, 2018
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Quad guys

Subgroup of thigh guys, these men like there women with thick, strong, well built quads (Women like Vivi Winkler or Carrie June). Often lifters themselves, though not always, these men find themselves attracted to the strength and curved that these ladies posses, as women with well built quads and hams also tend to have firm, bubble shaped booties. Women who can crush watermelons and pumpkins in between their legs tend to demand a special respect, and attraction, from men.
There’s just something that hits different when she wraps her legs around you and you feel your lower back pop. Makes a man just dump his whole load right then and there, and pray and hope he can make some D1 babies with this absolute unit of a woman. At least, that’s one of the reasons I became one of the Quad Guys
by health&wellness54 November 27, 2020
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