Grand Wizard

A guy at your school called Bennett. hes racist, antisemitic, homophobic, and a chill guy. Hes also gay asf.

“Yo Grand Wizard just asked me out, hes so gay for me”
“You talking about Bennett?”
“Yeah”

by freakybraybray May 2, 2025

Grand Slam

When you fuck six girls at once by sticking your dick in one girls, your tongue in another, and your hands and feet in the pussy of the four remaining girls. Note: there will be a lot of moaning and it will look like you have girls growing off of your limbs.

I just Grand Slammed the six hottest girls is school last night!

by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019

chica grande

Hot chick with a large ass
Example:
Nicki Minaj except for the horse face/teeth

In your best Cheech Marin voice.....Chica Grande.......

by Donky do February 9, 2018

grand-putins

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.

My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.

by schizodollz June 6, 2024

Grand slammin

When a girl gives you a blowjob while wearing a beer can baseball helmet and hands you the straws to drink the beer during the act. Bases loaded optional...

It was the bottom of the ninth and I was noticeably depressed because my team was losing. My girl wanted to cheer me up so she loaded two natty lights in her beer helmet and started grand slammin me

by CaseAandJuan October 15, 2018

Grand

Saying something is a grand is pretty much like saying “that is not it”.

A Dud; a wrap; a grand.

Friend 1: “i’m so irritated that I’m the only friend in our group with kids”

Friend 2: “yeah girl, that shit is a grand”

Friend 1: “damn b* you didn’t have to say that….. but you’re right, this shit really is a grand”

by DaDon2Yall June 18, 2023

Grand Fuckery

This is not just fuckery on the scale of treachery, ill treatment or behaviour—nonsense, foolishness, bullshit or something causing frustration. This elevated fuckery is beyond bullshit in its most elevated form but of the grandest form of messing with another’s head, self esteem and perceived persona and knowledge base. It is grand Bullshit with an element of gaslighting. When someone tells a blatant lie and you know they’re lying, and they know you know they’re lying, and you know they know you know they’re lying, but they stick with the lie.

By pretending to have bought a non-existent 1973 Topps Wax tray, going so far as to create a fake Facebook profile, altered image just for a laugh was grand fuckery at its finest

by Unclefloyd606 August 17, 2025