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flying vagini

a woman's vagina that has the ability to escape.
i can't belive you pierced your flying vagini!!!!!
by CHIPPER November 24, 2004
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Flying a Kite

To allow one's thong to rise up to the lower back. Also Kite Flying. Usually associated with females.
Attención, brother– there is some high-tension kite flying over on the stools. Hope she's got a tight grip.
by M. Kenny May 9, 2005
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Flying Mexican

a 6 shot drink that will fuck up the best of you.... it's so dirty it really only belongs south of the border.

So hold on to your sombrero's....

3 shots coconut run
2 shots tequila
1 shot vodka
1 shot pineapple juice
Splash of Lime juice
hint of grenadine
over ice!

ole!

(created by the three amigos... while lying on a beach in Boca)
Drink one and you'll feel like a flying mexican trying to get over the border.
by Grandma Weens January 5, 2009
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flying J

"So, I'm not a member of the Mile High club, but I am a flying J member."
by staaaaake March 6, 2010
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Flying Jew

The act of jumping up in the air and pressing your ass against the victim's face. Followed by intense laughter. In same category as eyefulls and teabags.
Man, Kaleo did a Flying Jew to noah yesterday. Fucking hilarious.
by Jester Turdwin November 16, 2010
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The Flying J

Get really drunk and meet up with some hot chick. Blindside her with a road cone, then rip her clothes off. Now instead of hooking up with her, drop your pants and proceed to drop a deuce on her chest. Follow it up by dropping a 'bow.
by Anonymous September 28, 2003
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Gay fringe

Typically an emo hairstyle, gay fringes are lengthy, thick pieces of hair that dangle over one, or sometimes both, of any given emo's eyes. Gay fringes can vary in length, colour and style, however their length is usually somewhere between eye level and chin level, regardless of the length of the rest of the emo's hair. Their style is usually just ‘the flop’, as most emos are too depressed to do anything else with their hair, which explains why you could fry chips on most emos’ hair. Gay fringes are chiefly black, but can be dyed all sorts of exotic colours to convey the given emo's 'creativity'. Some emos even like to put accessories on their gay fringes, in order to 'jazz them up', if you will. Such additions include, but are not limited to: sequins, stickers, safety pins, glue, jelly babies and badges. Some 'rebel' emos even pierce their gay fringe and go about decorating it that way. Many emos also like to gel their gay fringe so that it sticks to their face, therefore causing them to lose 40-60% of their visual field, contract conjunctivitis and develop acne, which causes the emo to want to cover even more of their face. As you can see, this will continue in a vicious circle until the entire face of the emo is shrouded by hair.

Gay fringes are nearly always straight, because this way they flop into the emo's eyes easier and look more 'scene'...And of course, most emos wear their gay fringe straight; remember, emos are so non-conformist that they all look exactly like each other! It may also be worth noting that gay fringes are unisex, although due to the fact that all emo girls and guys look the same anyway, this isn’t really an issue. Another important factor pertaining to gay fringes is that they all have a common denominator: they look gay. Whether this is because most emos ARE actually gay/ bisexual/ pansexual/ asexual/ lesbian/ vegetarian, and they are trying to illustrate this through their homosexual haircuts remains to be seen...

Regrettably, gay fringes are a growing trend. In order to attempt to control this homo-friendly-fringe pandemic (and in order for you to maintain any of your dignity), it would be advisable for you to refrain from getting your fringe gayed-up, no matter how tempting it may seem.

Finally, a word of advice: if someone you know has acquired this sickening hairstyle that we call a gay fringe (or a variation of), give them some acne cream and some eye drops; warn them about the transmission of Human Immunodeficiency Virus; burn their My Chemical Romance Cds and confiscate their razor.
"Dude, I'm, like, sooo depressed."
"Really? Me too, I just, like, got my fringe cut."
"Gee dude, that's, like, terrible."
"Yeah, my life feels, like, so empty now that I can, like, see again, dude."
"I, like, totally know what you mean, dude. I got my fringe, like, pierced today-"
"Whoa, that's really, like, deep and profound, dude."
"Yeah, but then the jelly baby earring, like, fell out. It was like my soul fell out in my hand. My life's, like, this eternal labyrinth of anguish."
"I have, like, no purpose. I'm gonna go, like, slit my wrists and then dye my gay fringe red with the blood."
"I'll go with you."
by Criminal Activist November 8, 2007
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