Fail Boat

A common reference to the boat "The Titanic."
basically, the word means any floating object that was clearly poorly designed, causing it to fail.

Example:
"Here is your fail shipment: One Fail Boat."
"Oh, you mean the one made out of lead?"
"Yep."

by Mr Awesomesauce March 10, 2010

epic fail

Cheering for the underog in a sporting event and actually thinking they'd win.

Raiders fan: Dude the Eagles blew that game against the Cardinals on Sunday!
Eagles fan: Hey at least my team made it to the championship game!

Epic fail to both fans.

by CozNY January 19, 2009

Failure at life

Max Herrmann

a person who never wins is a failure at life, a thing that goes wrong in a persons life like max being born

by mikedravs13 October 16, 2008

failure to communicate

Verb: A lack of communication demonstrated from slackasses that don't return numerous phone calls.

Considering I've left Joe a minimum of five voice messages without as much as one returned call, I think what we've got here is a failure to communicate.

by PTL April 26, 2006

Failure in life

Someone who fails in life such as Sammii H-K

Heyy dude your such a failure in life!
Err no im not, im not Sammii.

by Sprkl April 26, 2010

Epic Fail

Something that failed so criminally, that it is considered tragic and inescapably humiliating to the fail-er. Good for a laugh, though, and often times enjoyment is found out of making fun of it.

The literature that was the fourth book in the "Twilight" Saga - "Breaking Dawn". The epic fail of Breaking Dawn succesfully caused pandemonium of the highest caliber to befall the entirety of the Twilight fandom.

by Fiyera February 24, 2009

Whale Fail

when someone says something that is just so "mind numbingly vile and reprehensible yet stupifyingly unfunny and embarresing" they get something even worse than a "Facepalm" they get a Whale Fail

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Boy: Why do Negro people smell like gorilla feces?

Boy 2: You sir deserve a Whale Fail
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by delusion72 July 9, 2010