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Face mounted

The greatest sexual act on earth. The girl lies down, and you mount her face from the side, with the top of her head between your thigh. then you just hump her mouth, chin face, while she licks it. The most dominating and pleasurable experience ever. rock on!
I face mounted this girl lastnight! I owned that chick!

awesome bro!
by shinebright October 30, 2009
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The Declan Face

A male: Wide eyed, open mouthed, gormless, cheerful if slightly confused, flared nostrils.

Optional: The tongue will be lolling cautiously and/or the eyes might be rolling in delight and/or trousers hanging limply around the knees.

Comes across as possibly insane and definitely in a state of bliss/ecstasy.
Example 1.
Brosnan: Hey Dec, waddaya doing dere den?
Declan: Oh I'm just doing da Declan face *vomits*.

Example 2.
Peterson: Ugh I was SO wasted last night, I don't even know what I was playing at!
Declan: I know what you were doing! You were doing the Declan face. I know it well *vomits*.
by amritrandhawa September 2, 2011
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bass face

The face pulled whilst playing a solid bass line

Often said to resemble the face of a monkey trying to kiss something
is that a monkey trying to kiss a microphone , no wait its just that guys bass face
by Andrew Chester July 22, 2008
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horse face

A girl who's features resemble that of a horse.
Hey, that girl on the rugby team is such a horse face. I bet she runs all the time. Nick name: seabiscuit.

or
Sarah Jessica Parker
by reinprecht October 24, 2007
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neck face

a graffiti artist who runs around signing his name with a hairy arm or snaggly-toothed monster.
neck face is ugly. beat your kids.
by andrew September 21, 2004
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Face Melting

The condition in which, due to an extreme exposure to an event of epic Awesomeness, Horror or any other emotion on the more extreme end of the spectrum of emotions, one loses all perception of space and time including (but not limited to) a brief lapse in physical awareness. Such an emotional rush can even override Pain, which in some cases may be the cause of the rush.

In addition to being common among the disciples of Metal and among those who get so stoned that they can't feel certain parts of their bodies (such as their faces), it takes on somewhat of a more literal sense if one happens to plaster a White Phosphorus or Acid Grenade on the face of someone annoying them (some Nazis in a certain famous movie learned this the supernaturally hard way...in any case, you really shouldn't mess with White Phosphorus or dangerous Acids except for in Video Games).

While they writhe in pain, it may be customary to say the hilarious-but-somewhat-stupid phrase below:
Enemy n00b: "ARRGH my head asplode!"

You: "Would you like a Guitar Solo with that Face Melting!?" (proceeds to mime awesome solo on Air Guitar)
by JATOG THE GREEN July 18, 2009
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Face Hole

Shut your god damned face hole!
by H0T Karl October 16, 2009
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