Skip to main content

F.O.A.M.

Fear Of Awkward Moments

For many people the fear of getting into awkward situations or conversations can be more crippling than anything else.

This is for anyone who know's the awkward pain of being stuck in a room with someone... and having nothing to talk about...
- The new kid wont talk to anyone, it seems like he has F.O.A.M.

- I can't believe my mom just did that, she's half the reason I have F.O.A.M.
by StlJews December 30, 2010
mugGet the F.O.A.M. mug.

jesus f christ

by Brian May 13, 2005
mugGet the jesus f christ mug.
Related Words

W T F, over?

What the fuck, over? (Sometimes "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?)

Typically used amongst military personnel when repeatedly directed to partake in FUBAR activities that tyoically result in BOHICA results.
guy in charge: I wnat you soldiers to move these bricks BACK to the front of the base one more time.

troop to squadmates (after senior person is out of earshot): We just moved them here! W T F, over?!?!
by ChaliceK May 21, 2006
mugGet the W T F, over? mug.

F.D.A.U.

Frat Dude: So what university did she go to?
Frat Dude2: F.D.A.U.
Frat Dude: What's that?
Frat Dude2: Face Down Ass Up!
by Gink September 24, 2006
mugGet the F.D.A.U. mug.

u.f.u.

Acronym : Utterly Fucking Useless

An adult of subnormal to below average intelligence having a mental age equivalent to a child of three to seven years. Someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way and will contribute absolutely nothing to the work at hand. Most commonly found roaming in the workplace but can be occasionally be spotted in everyday situations.

Proceed with caution: stress levels will elevate.

pronounced: oo-foo
A 'consultant' that specializes in a specific field, asking simple questions in their area of expertise; takes 4 hours to complete a task that takes 4 minutes ... u.f.u.
by Rich_C. December 2, 2010
mugGet the u.f.u. mug.

F-dubb

Short name for Fort Walton Beach, Florida.
Either for the city or for Fort Walton Beach High School!
I hear F-dubb and Cocktaw are fighting Friday!
by F-DubbBandNerd December 25, 2010
mugGet the F-dubb mug.

:F

Emotion made to resemble a drooling person, or the popular "dat ass" face picture.
"Check out my abs guys, been workin' out!"

"OMG that's so hot :F "
by Mr. Animus May 8, 2013
mugGet the :F mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email