Tom evans

A super hot Boy who loves scooters and all the girls love him, plus he has a nice face and you might like him his mates call him "scooter fag" but all the girls call him daddy xxx

Girl 1: Hey he really hot and he looks fucking sexy on that scooter
girl 2: Must be a "Tom evans"

by SkAtErGiRlxXx May 21, 2019

Evan

Evan is the type of person to convince you to donate all your organs to him and posses your body to convince your friends to donate all of their organs to him. You will never see him before death.

my math teacher just asked me if I had any spare organs, she's such an Evan

by Somerandomstuff December 21, 2022

Evan

A soy boy who can't play chess, bro thinks f3 is a good move. Smol dick but tight ass, would smash though tbh

Bro that guy evan is the type to beg for a mcnasty

by Charmonio November 2, 2023

Evanism

Evanism is the complex psychological and philosophical concept of targeting innocent individuals, committing verbal slander, and the expression of extraterrestrial behavior.

“An Evanistic human has sat on me.”
“As a witness to Evanism, it's something that needs to be stopped. It is taking over the youth of our country. We need to take a stand.”

by perfect asphalt June 8, 2025

Evan Fay

An extremely attractive individual. Often called the most interesting, most handsome man in the world.

What can you say about that man? Well, he’s Evan Fay.

by MoustacheBob October 8, 2023

Sloppy Evan

When you eat out someone typically of the same sex and gently bite the dingleberrys off one by one and spit it into a bowl of ice cream until you have enough as desired and you proceed to share the ice cream with chocolate dingleberrys

Evan decided to eat the ass flakes off Ryan’s ass and spit them into a milkshake and poured it all over Ryan’s chode then proceeded to top him off making it a sloppy Evan

by Al Horford November 17, 2025

Evan

A man whose soul captures you from a great distance, whose purity of heart and sparking of mind delights and fires your own soul, whose voice and breath and beating heart feel like an extension of your own, whose dreams and passions and zeal for life become infused with yours, whose searching eyes point you to your own universe, kaleidoscopic beauty unfolding and a thousand suns rising.

Evan is the sweetest man ever.

by KCAnne October 12, 2023