Ding Dong Blitz

When a dude walks into an environment and he is the only guy present. When this situation occurs looks do not matter, personality does not matter... Your ding dong will be blitzed!!!

" (Bryan walks into a room full of chick).. oh yea I am about to get a Ding dong Blitzed!!! "

by Blitztastic April 29, 2010

Blood Donger

A blood donger is a man who enjoys blood donging, which is the act of having intercourse with a girl on her period.

"My boi rankled hisself summa dat Emily last night"Dude 1
"I heard that girl was on her period!?" Dude 2
"Homeboi that don't matter, my boi loves blood donging" Dude 1
"What a blood donger!" Dude 2

by TheBloodDonger January 27, 2012

Ding Dong Where's the Bong

A person who goes to your house just to take advantage of your marijuana.

He literally just walked in my house like, "ding dong where's the bong?"

by pseudonymous bosh March 12, 2015

long dong silva

The man with the longest dick in the world.

Jack:"Whoa, did you here of long dong silva? He has like a 1m long dick.!
Michael:"Man that's long. But i still don't understand how he masturbates. Wouldn't he die of the bloodpressure in his dick?"
Jack:"That's a good question. I think he didn't even try to. He knows what would happen."

by Holly Grale August 18, 2016

xiong dong

When an Asian for some reason has a long penis. Also could mean when an Asian dickslaps a baseball about 4000 ft.

Dang that hit was a xiong dong.

by Bigboy12340987 August 8, 2016

ding dong diggiriggidong

Silly words that can mean anything.

ding dong diggiriggidong-things i like to say when i'm dancing, ding dong diggiriggidong silly words that can mean anything.

by [slurps furiously] June 14, 2016

ding-dong-ditch

Ding-dong-ditch means that you knock on a random door and you run away after you knock and when the awnser the door the person or thing will not see you run and they will think that your there but your not your running away from them

Guess what? I ding-dong-ditched and they called the cops and it was on the news

by Natalie Eay May 29, 2017