douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017

Full Dong Press

A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.

Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.

Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.

by anonymous August 8, 2025

Dong's 5th Symphony

This is a symphony written for Tan Dong Dong, ( the meaning will be made later). The theme is The-the-the Dong, this masterpiece is the best symphony among this 100000000000 years.

A:What is the best song ( piece)
B: Dong's 5th Symphony!!!!!!

by DAPRONOOB November 9, 2020

massive-dong

(adj.) An combined word that functions as an adjective meaning "large"

When Janet told me she was going on a date with Martha, I said it was a massive-dong mistake.

Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.

by lucas_knows May 27, 2022

Dong Funnel

1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.

2: Slang for a homosexual

Evan: "dude curtis ur such a dong funnel!"

Curtis: " come on evan only ryan is that!"

by Legit OpTiKz November 28, 2009

Fat Dong

men in southern states of United States use the word Fat Dong as southern slang to describe the girth of their Dick

I’m a rad dude with a fat dong

by Unissay July 9, 2021

U-Dong

1.A flavor in ramen.

2. Short for Huge-Penis

1. Hey, do you like u-dong ramen?

2.That u-dong is right up yo ass!

by :_:_: October 20, 2016