Date lamed

When you attend a party with a date and they dissapear mid-way thorough the night.

"Where's my husband? Have I been date lamed?"

by Goodlyon February 29, 2016

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date thief

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.

Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"

Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"

Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"

Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"

Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"

Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"

by CPU_man50 June 20, 2016

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datezoning

Where a person is your friend, asks you out on a date and you feel obligated to go on the date (even though you may or may not have feelings for them)

I heard that Marissa is datezoning Jeremy. She doesn't really like him.

by alexthegamingnerd June 18, 2016

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Date and Drop

When someone, male or female, recently got in an official relationship and drops easily to give oral sex.

"Oh my god, Sarah is such a date and drop," said Carol.

"Ugh I know, I feel bad for her boyfriend, Nick, but at the same time I would become a date and drop if he were mine," laughs Jilly.

by swiffer.the.pussy69 December 1, 2016

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