DDM

DDM or D.D.M. is an abbreviation for Designated Drunk Molester. He's that creepy guy hanging around at a party looking to take advantage of the drunkest girl(s) there. They often sip their drinks slowly, yet pretend to be really drunk in order to have an excuse for their actions the next day.

Friend 1 "Did you see Chris at the party last night?"
Friend 2 "Not really; why, what happened?"
Friend 1 "I think he fucked Lauren in the basement"
Friend 2 "She was wasted! I heard she was puking at like 10 o'clock; what time did this go down?"
Friend 1 "11 maybe 11:30"
Friend 2 "DDM strikes again, huh?!"
Friend 1 "Yeah! What a scumbag!"

by Biggest Skier Around January 22, 2010

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D&D

Derranged and Delusional; To be unaware of surroundings and resort to violence or licking surrounding objects as a result.

'WHERE AM I? Ah... Mr. Brick Wall, I challenge you to DIE!' *attacks wall with car-trodden bird remains*

'That guy's wiggin' out man, he's totally D&D.'

by El Weasle July 24, 2005

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DDP

- Dirty Dune Poon -

Females who enjoy riding dirtbikes, ATVs, etc. Can be found in the desert, usually sporting blonde hair and black streaks.

Most commonly associated with the hair style.

Damn! Did you see that girl with the DDP? She was SMOKIN!

by j December 5, 2003

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DDS

A severe and life long condition that begins at birth for the male sex.

Causes random cases of severe paranoia and moodiness, occassionally leading to spontainious combustion of the cranium.

Other symtoms include pigheadedness, lazyness, sexual attraction to female asses, a love of football and beer. Symtoms may vary.

"Larry Flint is the founder of Hustler Magazine, a very dirty and DDS type of dude."

"God, he has serious DDS today."

"Talk about DDS!"

by Irony June 8, 2005

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