DDM

DDM is an abbreviation for 'Dont Dead Me' which is another way of showing laughter.

"Look at her hair"
"DDM why does it look like that"

by n4ilahhhh July 31, 2022

DDM

A word used against someone being corny or “goofy” in a sense. This word originates from a “corny ass” dude that’s lives in ohio.

“I took the wock to poland!” -john

“ok that was seriously ddm”-andy

by goose11 November 29, 2022

DDM

Daddy Daughter Moments. Used in fanfictions.

Sam and Dean (DDM)

by SuperUnNatural666 November 05, 2017

DDM

-Doo Doo Man, also known as Malcolm, Mac, or Da Kid

-An extremely retarded black male that believes himself to be the shit.

Malcolm promised to dunk at Friday night's game, but he bitched out because he can barely touch the rim... Therefore, he is a DDM.

Damn, man, u is a muhfuckin DDM.

by Jotes February 28, 2008

DDM

"Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker"
A name tag given to a false person who has a considerable amount of body Fat.

"You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker(DDM), obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes"- Matto

by Griefer Jesus (hgh) March 28, 2021

DDM

Dick daddy master

I am her DDM

by Nj1999 August 30, 2019

DDM

DDM or D.D.M. is an abbreviation for Designated Drunk Molester. He's that creepy guy hanging around at a party looking to take advantage of the drunkest girl(s) there. They often sip their drinks slowly, yet pretend to be really drunk in order to have an excuse for their actions the next day.

Friend 1 "Did you see Chris at the party last night?"
Friend 2 "Not really; why, what happened?"
Friend 1 "I think he fucked Lauren in the basement"
Friend 2 "She was wasted! I heard she was puking at like 10 o'clock; what time did this go down?"
Friend 1 "11 maybe 11:30"
Friend 2 "DDM strikes again, huh?!"
Friend 1 "Yeah! What a scumbag!"

by Biggest Skier Around January 22, 2010