David Archuleta

An average singer who will probably win season 7 of American Idol because of his personality and popularity with American teenage girls.

David Cook has more talent than David Archuleta, therefore he should win. However, he won't, as the show is a popularity contest rather than a talent contest.

by amazingmonkey March 28, 2008

David her over

1. The phrase used to describe the storyline behind David Hodges and Kelly Clarkson, also the inspiration for the song "Behind These Hazel Eyes". This includes breaking up with her suddenly for his ex-girlfriend, getting engaged within months to said ex, kissing and asking to reunite with her at his birthday party while still engaged to his ex, throwing in her face that he is engaged after being rejected, and then marrying said ex soon after.
2. The phrase used to describe any actions similar to what David Hodges put Kelly Clarkson through.

"I really don't have any opinions on the guy as long as she's happy and he doesn't David her over, then kudos to him."
"Graham Colton will not David her over."

by Regine July 30, 2008

David

guy with depression, often known as spanky brown, very lanky

look at that David

by clipzisreewee January 7, 2020

the david

to get pussy multiple times a day

god hes so lucky, he does the david all the time

by [e-mail] May 1, 2008

Saint David Catholic School

Saint David is a school in Davie, Florida. It's not the greatest school ever but, a place with lots of memories that could last a life time. it's a place where you'll make the greatest friends and the funniest teachers. Go there, you'll never regret it later on. The middle school teachers are the best you could ask for. And the choir is totally awesome. They sang for the pope and his pointy hat. Nothing could compare to the fun we've had there. And as the years go by our friendship will never die.

Brian: Natalie do the teradocto!

*Natalie makes 'eeek' noise*

Teacher: I gotta write this down... *scribbles* Only at Saint David Catholic School.... I love this class!

by class-of-2011 February 19, 2011

David Copperfield

This is sex maneuver that is performed when a woman does not want a man to come inside of her during sex, but the man wants to do so regardless. In this act, the man must exclusively be doing the woman doggie style for the "magic act" to be performed. He cums inside of her and spits on her back, bluffing his pull-out.

When the man cums, instead of pulling his cock out of her, he cums inside of her and then quickly pulls it out once he is done releasing his jizz, and then dribbles a large amount of spit on her back. He then tells her "I pulled out baby", thus pulling what is known as a David Copperfield. believing he is telling the truth, she kisses him and tells him weet nothings.

by Will Duya December 7, 2006

david furnish

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.

As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006