David Pilar is a gay mentally retarded asshole who likes to cry like a little bitch. He is really gay and loves to fuck any dick he sees, including animals. He loves to touch and sexually harass little boys. He is so gay that even gay people run away from him. He has a crooked tooth and is mentally retarded so if u see him run away. he also has really small dick and loves megan banta(ugly ass girl)
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What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of Voodoo
Who do?
He do!
Do what?
REMINDS US OF THE BABE.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of Voodoo
Who do?
He do!
Do what?
REMINDS US OF THE BABE.
person im talking to: *casually mentions David Bowie*
me as soon as as i hear the true name of Ziggy Stardust:I SAW MY BAAABYYY
CRYIN HARD AS BABE COULD CRY
me as soon as as i hear the true name of Ziggy Stardust:I SAW MY BAAABYYY
CRYIN HARD AS BABE COULD CRY
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His newscast is the most-watched show across all of television. Even before that asserted the newscast's place with the most viewers, he also has the loyal Muir band who amass his social media to ca. half a million followers. It's no wonder Kelly Ripa and us love him - it's no wonder. From interviewing the pope, policing with Barack Obama, and getting the first interview with President Trump, we say his record and resume match that beautiful smile.
The easier definition would be this : my future husband! Yes, fine, 'my' can be 'your.'
His newscast is the most-watched show across all of television. Even before that asserted the newscast's place with the most viewers, he also has the loyal Muir band who amass his social media to ca. half a million followers. It's no wonder Kelly Ripa and us love him - it's no wonder. From interviewing the pope, policing with Barack Obama, and getting the first interview with President Trump, we say his record and resume match that beautiful smile.
The easier definition would be this : my future husband! Yes, fine, 'my' can be 'your.'
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