David Pilar

David Pilar is a gay mentally retarded asshole who likes to cry like a little bitch. He is really gay and loves to fuck any dick he sees, including animals. He loves to touch and sexually harass little boys. He is so gay that even gay people run away from him. He has a crooked tooth and is mentally retarded so if u see him run away. he also has really small dick and loves megan banta(ugly ass girl)

David is really gay
David Pilar is a gay dumbass bitch that loves guys

by JUan23562 April 28, 2017

the david barbo

the david barbo is when you're in a public place, such as a grocery store or shopping mall, and you sneeze all over the lower back of an unsuspecting woman, usually bent over with her lower back exposed.

Girl was so fine, I followed her through the spaghetti aisle, and when she went for the bottom shelf sauce, I hit her with the David Barbo!!

by notjimmeratall March 27, 2017

David Simon

the creator and primary show-runner of The Wire.

For my money, David Simon, David Chase and Vince Gilligan are the Michelangelo, Leonardo Davinci, Picasso of this generation.

by TheExpatreneur January 19, 2015

David Bond

A person who is to achieve huge greatness in their lives. They are of high intelligence. Most likely an intellectual, a Metal head and big into Politics. Most of the time, you see them as an Anarchist. They despise authority. Noted to do irrational actions to make any point possible. Dangerous, yet sexy. Approach at caution, unless a sexy lady, then it's okay.

Random Party Lady: I mean, who does something like that? Just throws random wine glasses at the Police?

Random Party Dude: Only David Bond does that.

by Vincent Cross March 10, 2011

David Chidlow

The sexiest and most powerful man in the world. Period.

John: I wish I was as sexy as David Chidlow he gets poon everyday.

Jim: Indeed, he is soo poweful!!

by TheRealGucciMane69 July 26, 2011

david powell

The most ratchet person alive!

Person 1 : did u see that guy?
Person 2 : yeah he Is such a David Powell !

by Mexipersuasion February 7, 2014

David Estrada

David Estrada is funny, cute, and loving. He may deserve better than who he has, and he may not be treated best even though he treats everyone with love. If you have met a David Estrada, this is very rare and special. He is your dove on a stormy day and he will light up anyone’s heart.

“ That boy is definitely a David Estrada.”

by Sidewalkkittyhasgonecrazy November 5, 2018