He is a Mexican and lost his green care and refuses to admit he's gay when he humps his pillow every night
Dan is a Mexican
by 1w3 Steve Stevensville October 29, 2021

Dan Heckler makes model train videos and collects tycock trains. his favorite railroad is da bebemer
by what da dog doin? July 17, 2021

A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023

Dan's are the best! One of the founding fathers of the homeboi brew kit and a total ledge.
If you've heard of the Loch Ness monster you've heard of Dan's dick.
Rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful King of the Andals and the First Women, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Farther of 2, the Khal of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt and the breaker of cervix's
If you've heard of the Loch Ness monster you've heard of Dan's dick.
Rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful King of the Andals and the First Women, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Farther of 2, the Khal of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt and the breaker of cervix's
by Bingbongbadoo February 15, 2022

Dan lianker is a ready kid who is sure about his sexuality, he gets terroed on the daily. Him and his brother have a “closeted” relationship with one and other. Dans awful at every game at be plays. And has got no mates.
by expir March 5, 2022

Droll Dans is a fucking awesome streamer who streams friday night funkin'.
He also plays dragon ball but who cares about dragon ball legends?
He also plays dragon ball but who cares about dragon ball legends?
person1: Hey did you see they new Droll Dans stream?
person2: No i'm normal
person3: YES I DID HES IS SO AWESOME AND POGGY WOGGY UWU
person1: go to hell person 3
person3: T-T
person2: No i'm normal
person3: YES I DID HES IS SO AWESOME AND POGGY WOGGY UWU
person1: go to hell person 3
person3: T-T
by WeggyIsAwesome June 28, 2021
