Vonc crap

On discord there is this thing where you can talk to others using your voice

Does anyone want to vonc crap

by Soupwithextradog October 1, 2018

crap

A very bad insult according to Microsoft

"Oh Crap"

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by JCMSimon July 4, 2022

Crap noodles

When someone says or calls you a mean name and you don’t know what to say.

CRAP NOODLES that hurt!!!

by Ghost_person579 May 6, 2020

Holy Crap

Taking a dump while reading the Bible.

Tim: I took a crap at church last Sunday .
Sarah: HOLY CRAP!!

by i.poop.in.church.69 May 13, 2018

I'm sick of your crap

I'm sick of your nonsense
Or I'm tired of your nonsense

I'm sick of your crap

by Yumi Kim February 22, 2024

Deja crap

An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.

Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."

by Wonton2 September 1, 2013

A Crap for That

The return statement after a friend or associate tells you that they have an application for a smart-phone that applies to the situation (e.g. finding the positions of the stars) and you profess to them in a sarcastic manner that you do not care.
It is used similar to the phrase "I don't give a crap", however you use a sarcastic tone to convey your apathy

Guy1: Hey, man, check it out! My iPhone has an app that lets me know what the stars look like above us right now!
Guy2: Hey you know, I have a crap for that...

by RaisinguStoronga December 29, 2010