cousin oligist

A person who knows everything about their cousins.

Person: do you know how old your cousins are?
You: no, im not a cousin oligist

by anonymous December 23, 2021

second great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-grandparent's male second cousin.

My second great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

cousin cousins

When inbreeding happened sometime in your recent family history and so now you have overlapping cousins (not 2nd cousins)

"Why my families lived in this county for 120 years. There didn't used to be that many people here, and were full red blooded Americans. Do you know what that means?"
"What?"
"I've got some cousin cousins"

by Obamanation2015 July 7, 2016

third-cousin-8X-removed

Third-cousin-eight-times-removed (3C8R).

My third-cousin-8X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

second cousin-uncle

Parent's male second cousin.

My second cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Cousin

Someone who 'nothing happens with' but you share a bed with them and kiss from time to time

Person 1: hey, do you and kenzie go out?

Person 2: nah, he's just my cousin

by Theholyscumxx November 6, 2017

second-cousin-10X-removed

Second-cousin-ten-times-removed (2C10R).

My second-cousin-10X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021