Backup College

Backup College is a well-known private, Jesuit university located in Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts. It is most commonly known by its abbreviation, BC.

Student 1: I just got rejected from Notre Dame, Georgetown, Villanova, and Fordham!
Student 2: Yeah, good thing you applied to BC!
Student 1: But no one actually wants to attend their backup college...

by OyPuddles August 2, 2008

union college

we are rich. we are preppy. we are better than you. we pop our collars. we wear uggs, loafers, and pointy shoes. burberry scarves and designer bags are a must. if you don't have a north face fleece and a nalgene, go home. butt pants are so hot. we have a lot of money and we spend it on alcohol and coke (and we don't mean the soda). weekends are for gettin drunk, going to frats and bars, hookin up with random hotties and sleeping it off. brunch at west is what we live for, but we certainly don't go until 12. we are white and we hate 'doids. we live for our cell phones and for aim. don't talk to us if you are not one of us.

we are soooo better than you.

by U are Union January 16, 2005

college knockout

noun: the process of a man jamming a female while on a lofted bed (perhaps in a college dorm room), during which the man pulls his member out of the females vajayjay, lifting up his head and nailing it on the ceiling, thus knocking himself out and falling face first into a puddle of cum on his lady's belly.

King Ginger was rockin' "Pinch Pinch" when he decided he didn't want Baby Ginger and pulled out too quickly, dome-crushing himself into a "college knockout" and falling into a pile of ginger juice.

by Tonbone, Tom O'D, Slam December 13, 2007

College

As an adjective, any sort of typically degenerate behavior. Usually said in the context of sexual promiscuity or alcohol related misconduct.

Celeste: I woke up naked and didn't even know which dorm I was in.
Haley: Omg Celeste stop being so college!

George: It's Wednesday night, so obviously we're hitting the bars and getting blackout.
Adam: How college of you!

Hannah: IM SO DRUNK
Celeste: COLLEGE!

by geoffmuuuucha November 9, 2009

Hanszen College

The family college at Rice University. Full of lovable, sporty inhabitants called Hanszenites. Has student-run government meetings called Cabinet which happen to be the most popular study breaks every Wednesday night. Home of the original holiday, "Crane Day." Obsessed with mimosas.

Hanszen College, Bitch

by Anapoula24 December 1, 2010

Carroll Community College

Community college that is filled with failures and those who are expecting to go no where in life.

You may want to enroll in this school if you:

1. Smoke alot of weed
2. Think smoking weed is more important than anything else.
3. Mow Lawns for primary income
4. Failed out of WVU
5. If you don't know english
6. If you live in a trailer
7. Your parents don't love you
8. If your from South Carroll High
9. You just couldn't make it through career and tech
10. Your girlfriend is pregnant.

Yeah i got arrested for public intoxication, got my gf preggo, failed out of school, my parents stopped talking to me, so i mow lawns for money for the child support and now i got to carroll community college.

by sourtaint180 July 23, 2010

collateral whiz

The 5% of a man's whiz missing the toilet, sprinkling over the toilet seat.

While 95% of Chad's whiz may have found its mark, I'm worried about the other 5%, the collateral whiz.

by Smart Illiterate August 7, 2011