Clean myself up

For what? What would be the point? If I don't get the credit or the money there is no reason to continue living. So I can be the most attractive person trapped in a job he hate working with people he hates? I ALREADY AM THAT. Even WITHOUT cleaning myself up. Look at these fucking slogs! Can't get a new job because my car won't hold oil or coolant. I literally work at the only place in walking distance that will hire me. Can't afford a new car. Can't make enough money to save for a new car. Can't even afford to pay my bills on time. And then you have the YouTube VERMIN talking shit like they aren't absolute fucking parasites. The worse trash of the fucking planet. Slowly but surely my options dwindle until the only remaining option is stab a kid, hop on the overpass, and jump off a bridge.

Hym "Clean myself up? For what? What for? What would be the actual point of doing that you stupid fuck? Will it get me the money I need for the work the I did? No? So just stab the kids and kill myself right? The cops can clean my room when they come to investigate."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

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PG clean

Used to mean to keep things in kid friendly range, usually PG or under.

Oh no, gotta keep it PG clean or we will end up on Good Morning America!

by U S E R N A M E April 29, 2025

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Cleaning the plow

When this old lady at midnight mass on Christmas implies that you are going to have sex with your brother later tonight because you were holding hands during the our father.

Who is cleaning the plow tonight, you or him?

by Kyle Boedeker December 28, 2008

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Clean Queen

noun. A female who never curses and almost never talks about inappropriate topics(like me!)

Prima- Bad words can buzz off.

Segunda- I think you mean **** off!

Prima- Keep it clean! *virtually shoves soap into Segunda's mouth*

Nika is so cute because she is the Clean Queen of America! CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!! X3

by DigiGirl02 August 2, 2023

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