The Breath Of Versailles

What I call homo-sapiens with abrasions.

Person 1: do you have an abrasion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are now The Breath Of Versailles

by TheGravelOfASoler January 10, 2025

Breathing and living

Pls stop doing that

man: "Breathing and living is bad"
man 2: "agreed"

by OogaBoogaBruh January 28, 2021

The Breathe Of Marseilles

What I homo-sapiens who knows the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and being adicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breathe Of Marseilles

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

BBC breath

The scent of Mike Rabey's breath.

(Also can be used as a more insulting nickname than weiner breath)

Nice work, BBC breath! Maybe mouth rinse next time.

by BIG DADDY DOUBLE STACK EM April 2, 2025

Covid-Breath

It's when you've been trying to sleep with solid-packed sinuses which necessitates you breathing through your mouth all night. After what seems like forever trying to survive all night long, propped up, breathing through your now dry-parched and sore mouth and throat, you get up with Covid-breath which is so bad it could strip the walls of wallpaper, stop a charging rhino in its tracks and back off a zombie in mid-stride. Covid-breath is soon relieved when your cold starts breaking up and you finally start hacking up egg-sized chunks of green phlegm.

"Ugh...I had to breath through my mouth all night..," you say to your spouse as she wakes up beside you.

"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"

by Captain Loloch February 4, 2022

cake breath

Some of the devils lettuce that is fuckin good

I just 4/20ed 20g of cake breath

by Lil kz or Glly gurll February 22, 2019

Kitty litter breath

When someone’s breath smells like straight kitty litter by not performing proper oral hygiene, such as flossing.

Also, Possibly a result of too much oral sex.

Dude, her breath smells like straight kitty litter.

She (or he) has kitty litter breath from sucking so much cock

by Binxze February 7, 2018