Bollox

A mix between a bastard and a ballsack

Your a wee bollox

by The fact guy... October 26, 2018

glass balloon animal

When your partner has give you multiple orgasms and you can't move. You don't have bones. You feel like air trapped in glass.

You made me into a glass balloon animal.

by QueenFeyre December 21, 2021

balloosafoosa

some1 or something going crazy, i made this word up

this place is a friggin balloosafoosa

by HyperLoserLTJ182 May 31, 2003

balloon baby

you take a condom fill it with sperm tie it take a crap on your girl friend then once the crap is in her vagina pop the condom on her and let both the sperm and crap get inside of her then wait 9 months and you got yourself a shit covered baby. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

my balloon baby cant take a bath or he will melt in the drain.

by fred mc farkle June 27, 2007

dog's bollocks

Outstanding - from 'stands out like dogs bollocks'. Can be shortend to just 'the bollocks' and maintain its meaning, not to be confused with 'a load of bollocks' which has the complete opposite meaning

'now I've gas flowed the head of my Yamaha it's the dog's bollocks'

'Ive tried those tytes on the Ducati but the're a load of bollocks

by Richard King January 6, 2004

Bollocks

The boy better known as, Richard Horrocks

Also Twink

Bollocks! Here boy! C'mon!

by Gypsy McBumAlot March 3, 2005

bollocks

bollocks balls to you! bullshit!

i tattoo bollocks on my arm and some bastard on the street said you spelled that wrong! i looked at him and said, "BOLLOCKS!" and kept on walking.

by joey malicious June 3, 2004