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i wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitein

shes a ride i wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitein
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shat the bed 

a slang phrase that is often used to mean 'woke up early', the reasoning being that if you shat the bed you would get out of it asap.
-'shat the bed'?
-'nah couldnt sleep'
shat the bed by Lucys_Drowning October 20, 2008
a tramp using the kirb as a pillow and newspaper as a cover
omg u stupid no- bed
no- bed by clur May 14, 2005

Laying in bed 

A great reproductive strategy if you're a retard with a fat cock and your case worker is will to schedule women for a shift to come fuck you. Works great. I've seen it.
Hym "I'm not internally using your pseudonym to characterize an entire manor of behavior ok. So maybe cool it a little bit. Yeah?"

Iam "What does that have to do with laying in bed?"

Hym "Nothing. I'm just saying. How about you relax over there guy."
Laying in bed by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

shit the bed 

exclamation.
> substitute for the following:
-shit
-fuck
-damn
-hell
"I got a D on the benchmark! Shit the bed!"
shit the bed by RojoC April 30, 2007

Shit the bed 

One of the biggest and best club nights in the UK based in Bristol. The name comes from the phrase "shit the bed" being used as an exclamation of surprise and excitement.
"Shit the Bed! - That bass drop was f*cking amazing!!!"

"Shit the Bed! - have you seen this amazing DJ lineup?"
Shit the bed by arsequake January 15, 2010