beaver damned

It's the female equivalent of "cock blocking" or getting in the way of a possible romantic connection for a female.

He totally beaver damned me when I was talking to that really hot guy at the bar, I didn't get his number or anything after that!

by carebear13 April 6, 2010

beaned out

When the act of beaning out has been complete.

When the car reaches the number of passengers the car is supposed to seat and you and your friends continue to pile people in until you have "beaned out" the vehicle. Meaning that the floor, laps, and roof all become acceptable seating for a ride, many times the vehicles become "Bean out" just to say that you have "beaned out" you ride

"You guys want to go grab a bite to eat?"
"Sure, we can take my car"
"You drive a Jetta"
"So, theres only like 9 of us"

"Dude remember that weekend up at the lake, we beaned the shit out of your van"

When seatbelts become objects that get in the way, you know your ride has become "beaned out"

by Wordz are Reel October 23, 2006

Beated

1. (verb) To be owned and defeated so hard that your hands can no longer give yourself pleasure.

1. Nigga, I'm gonna beated you up!
2. Dude that fucking asshole just beateded me!
3. LeBron James was beated by Melo!
4. What? Dude! He's beateding him so badly at tic tac toe!
5. OMFG ITS OVER 9000! WHAT 9000!? Beated.

by BIG CAO January 17, 2011

beaver

Cunnilingus on unshaved female genitals

Stayed in with my girlfriend and I ate beaver last night

by tonguedipper February 21, 2011

Lame Beaver

A mundane cause of a phenomenon once believed to be supernatural in origin. Coined after a schwinning excursion with a mysterious splashing from an old rail road bridge. The cause turned out to be a beaver splashing it's tail to scare us away.

"Gods, it's not a ghost. It was a lame beaver."

by Noccie September 27, 2005

beaver

slang for viewing female genitalia, most commonly used in Western Canada

did you see that great beaver shot in the Penthouse centerfold last month?

by Cdn-ex-pat December 22, 2010

Brookhaven Beavers

The Brookhaven Beavers is the greatest kickball team ever assembled.

The Brookhaven Beavers not only dominate the kickball world, they also have the best looking and best kept beavers.

by O'Doyle Rules July 20, 2008