Bacon

A nice piece of ass. salty tasting pussy

She looks like some bacon waxing material

by Al Bone Ya October 13, 2008

Vertical Bacon Baguette

Term used as an alternate for a womans Squeamy gash. Phrase coined by C.Robertson on a drinkin' trip to Newcastle. After others expressed offense to the word C**T, Robertson reverted to using the terms vertical bacon baguette, Gaping Axe Wound and Chainsaw Wound. A slightly less offensive and crude term for female genitalia than most of its predecessors.

You stupid vertical bacon baguette!!!

I bet her vertical bacon baguette tastes delightful!!!

by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006

shakin' bacon

When a fat or obese man masturbates.

If I hadn't eaten that last donut, I'd be shakin' bacon right now.

by Magilla Gorilla July 8, 2007

Cooking Bacon

To cock-block; to prevent one from getting play a.k.a. the digits, having sex or the booty. Preventing one from starting a relationship

I was trying to get this lovely young woman's phone number but my best friend was cooking bacon

by IbeCookin June 1, 2011

Canadian bacon

Hard as a Motherfucker

aka H.A.M.

Kanye: where u wanna eat jigga?
Jay-Z: waffle house. we goin canadian bacon.

by Soo Doh Nim June 9, 2011

bacon and eggs

Cockney rhiming slang for 'legs'

She's got sweet bacon 'n eggs

by Kazman December 20, 2004

fries my bacon

A Phrase You Say When Something Really Really Pisses You Off

Girl A: Girl, That Bitch Is Trying To Sleep With Your Man!
Girl B: What? That Shit Just About Fries My Bacon!
Girl A: So What Are You Gonna Do About It?
Girl B: Oh, I'm Gonna Whip Her Ass

by Thysbe July 24, 2005