the red ring of awesomeness

If your chick chick likes to leave red lipstick around your badonkadonk/throb rod then you are awesome.

Dude Marty just came home with the red ring of awesomeness.

Whoa bro what tha fuk??

Ooohh, he told me ha

Touche

Toosh

Indeed

Mmmmmm....

by claffard727 August 7, 2010

Awesome-Fish

When some thing is so utterly awesome it can not be described in just the word awesome

for example "are you kidding me!? wow thats...so Awesome-Fish!"

by tonierain October 28, 2009

Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.

Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.

by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021

epic awesome-sauce on a plate of bodacious

used to describe something that only these mortal words can convey, something that comes from the literal heavens, something that mortal men crave for, something that could cause total warfare around the world just for it.

Example
Guy 1: "dude, that's like epic awesome-sauce on a plate of bodacious!"
Guy 2: "shut up"

by mistercoolguythesauve6900 December 4, 2023

exci-awesome

(adjective) something being exciting and awesome at the same time.

1) "Yo, did you go to that party the other night?! It was exci-awesome!"

2) "That new roller coaster is exci-awesome""

by KB:) January 12, 2011

i'm awesome and cool and epic

If you say this, it's correct.

"man, i'm awesome and cool and epic"
"true"

by JajooWasTaken May 31, 2024

awesome

the result of the conversational interaction of jeremy and crystal. jeremy who is also funny and crystal who is pretty (as she is being chased by millions of pot smoking poets) become "pretty funny" when taking together.

Wow, this room is full of awesome, jeremy and crystal are pretty funny.

by batmaniseverywhere March 7, 2008