August 17th

my birthday bitch so send me 10 pounds i beg you

“it’s your birthday! here’s 10 pounds”

August 17th is the birthday of me

by TheBestCurryMuncher1012 April 23, 2023

August

A guy with a very small penis.

Person: Ew. Look at that guys. Bet hes an August
Person 2: Yeah, what a disgusting retard

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

August

A fat ass polar bear that steals people’s food and is probably inbred and related to Helen Keller

Hey do you see that guy

Yeah he looks like an august

by Not mutazim May 9, 2023

August 27th

People born in August 27 have the biggest dicks in the world, they are kind, smart and funny. The greatest type of people you will ever meet. If you one they are a keeper.

His shmeat is so big, he must be born on August 27th

by Isidorus Samir Toma November 24, 2023

August 14

The day a beautiful, amazing, funny, smart, kind person was born. Someone like Ivan the love of my life. This day is his day no matter what anyone says. This day is perfect because it was blessed by being Ivans birthday.

Person 1: Hey it’s August 14!
Person 2: Omg today’s Ivans day!
Person 1: No, lol, js a normal day!
Person 2: Stfu its Ivans day!

by ivan_gf_isc:) November 25, 2023

August 11

June 11 is national submission day. You have to be a little submissive and breedable gay femboy, and you have to listen to all of your friends sexual needs and requests.

Example of August 11:

John: yo bro, today’s National submission day.
Alex: damn bro, you know what I’m doing to you, now get o. You’re knees and suck this dick.

by Poopmcbuttface69420 November 26, 2023

August 7th

The Day Where Gay Furries Are Born.

If Your Birthday Is August 7th, You're Probably A Gay Furry

by Funny mugs November 29, 2023