bobbing for apples

Shopping, searching, scouting, etc. for Apple products to buy.

My old iPod broke yesterday, so I went to the electronics store to go bobbing for apples. That new iPhone sure looks nice...

by TheLightOfDay1 October 6, 2011

Apple Computers

A wonderful company that sells amazing products like Macs, iPods, and software. Products sold from Apple Computers are almost always stunning, fast, powerful, and rarely crash or cause other problems. Apple's main product, the Macintosh computer, is argueably the best computer in the world (specifically the G5). It runs on OS X, but is highly compatable, too. It is also equipped with a UNIX core, accessable through the Terminal. Basically it totally kicks microsoft's pathetic butt.

Jennifer- I bought a brand new iMac G5 and iPod Photo at Apple Computers, and i still cant get over how well they work!
Joe- oh really? i just bought a new PC at some dumb PC retailer and it really..... uhm.... sucks. yea.... it crashes alot and likes displaying the blue screen of death...

by PitchBlackPony November 27, 2004

apple computer

A computer that is made by Apple INC.

I bought a 17" Powerbook, its fuckin sweet. also: !x86 = good. The intel arch has had ugly hack after hack applied to it. WHich is why ELF is so difficult on x86. macppc is a nice clean arch.

by Nicholas July 6, 2003

apple pie

1) adj. A bunch of crap; foolishness.

2) n. A person who is full of it, or has no clue as to what they are talking about.

Person 1 - "What's this lecture about?"
Person 2 - *shrugs* "I dunno, sounds like a bunch of apple pie to me..."

by rZsquared March 1, 2011

Apple is better because its apple

"apple is better because its apple" is often said by people who refuse to give any other phone brand a chance because its not apple. Sometimes this is false as with Samsung phones which have better UI and more customization options for a cheaper price. The myth that androids have bad cameras stems from the fact that android system UI is easier to make so the crappy no name phone brands use it and have bad cameras. so this is a false myth.

Chad: APPLE IS BETTER BECAUSE ITS APPLE!
Cameron:But it's not for several reasons.
Chad: IF YOU'RE POOR JUST SAY THAT!

by Leviathanboi14 June 11, 2021

Soggy apples

When you are having sex and the girls cum drips down the boys balls making them nice and wet.

John: "omg, last night Jennifer gave me soggy apples! It was amazinggggg!"

by B and B's August 15, 2016

apple day

Apple day is code name for when you and your friends are going to pull a pretty awesome prank. Derived from pranks of throwing large amounts of apples at cars.

"Damn, man I cant believe its fucking apple day tomorrow"

by Anthony Dig. June 18, 2008